Wednesday, 10 February 2010

Gordon Brown Ditches KitKat for Bananas!

Hyping up a BBC magazine report on BBC Breakfast yesterday, it was revealed that Gordon Brown has replaced his 4-a-day KitKat habit with 9 bananas a day.

OK, so someone has told him that he needs to be sharp, not brain dead. That's good for a PM right?

What struck me though was that the two intrepid anchors on BBC Breakfast were actually seriously deliberating whether this switch over made sense. They even had a nutritionist sitting there sagely nodding her head about the relative merits of the two.

And the discussion centered on calories!

It's a "good" thing because of course bananas are only about 100 calories (versus the 230 or so in a standard KitKat 4-finger).

But isn't it a shocker that Mr Brown has nine bananas? Nine!!! (Gasp, shock, horror!)

No, assured our friendly nutritionist ... it's ok, although that does equate to 900 calories!

And here I was hoping that it was patently, stupidly obvious that bananas are infinitely more healthy than chocolate because they are a real food ... Nature's perfect package.

Not because they are less than half the calories.

Let's be frank. With attitudes like this, the UK has absolutely no chance in the fight against obesity.

So remember, boys and girls, eat your 5-a-day, drink lots of milk, enjoy your cheese and yogurt, take your fish oils, eat lots of meat ... and hope that the NHS will still be viable when you become diseased and dependent.

Or you could eat bananas. Lots of them. Plus any other fresh, whole, raw, organic plant that appeals to you at your local produce reseller. Also, dance often, sleep plenty and enjoy sunshine, fresh air and good company.

Then you can get old and have the best health insurance in the world.

Being truly healthy.

Let's face it, KitKats are great ... because they taste awesome on occasion. But if you want to grow up to be an aspiring politician, you best eat your bananas now!

Thursday, 4 February 2010

The "Mediterranean Diet" Is Not Healthy!

Everybody knows the Mediterranean diet is healthy, right?

Wrong!

We've been brainwashed. This misconception all started way back in the 60's when studies were released making claims about this diet.

But dig a little deeper and here's what you find:

The data was taken in the 50's ... a time of post-war recovery (poverty and starvation). On the island of Crete! Only!

Where people trudged up and down mountains for 9 miles a day. Where they did hard manual labor behind a plough. And where they ate what they could get ... which was vegetables and a little fish!

By the way, which country is the Mediterranean? Israel? France? Spain? Northern Italy ... or Southern Italy? Algeria?

The whole concept is quite ridiculous actually!

Let's face it. Most people view the Mediterranean diet as basically the stuff we're used to eating, plus maybe some olive oil and wine.

And we've been sold a bill of goods on olive oil and wine too! But who cares if it tastes good?

Olive oil is basically refined fat which is hugely calorific relative to any nutritional benefits, especially in the quantities the olive oil importers have been telling us to consume it in.

And wine is not heart healthy. Its a protoplasmic poison that screws up your circulation and adds ... you guessed it, more empty calories!

But we think it's a health food.

That's just obscene!

Another case of research out of context ... or scientists standing so close to the woods, they can't see the trees.

So let's take a look at this "paragon of virtue" today. Crete. Where the Mediterranean diet emanated from.

The place where people live longer and have a low incidence of heart disease. Or so we're told.

In very rough terms, the inhabitants of Crete today consume at least twice the saturated fat they did when data was collected back in the 50's.

They also consume three-and-one-half times the trans-fats and cholesterol they did ... and about half the fiber.

Sort of like us.

Which means they've got a one-way ticket to all the nasties that go along with a diet that is totally inappropriate for human beings.

So much for the Mediterranean diet.

Oh yeah, did you know that Spain actually tops the USA in the obesity tables? Both are in the top 20 countries. The USA has a third of their population that is obese (old figures, I'm guessing) and Spain exceeds 40%!

But Spain makes good red wine and cold pressed olive oil and sells a bunch of it all over the world!

The New England Journal of Medicine (something I seldom quote) remarked way back in 2003 that it was "unfortunate" that the main message people got from the whole Mediterranean hype was to eat more olive and canola oil.

Why?

Because they are only adding more calories to a diet that is already beleaguered by excess calories.

It went on to say that the message "should be" to eat more fruit, vegetables and legumes ... and fewer foods rich in saturated fats.

Yes, I know ... olive oil is a mono-unsaturated fat. But it is still calorie-dense and refined from olives so it has no fiber.

Next week ... the Atlantic diet. Eat like an Atlanticasian! (Disclaimer: intentional parody here).

I'll drink to that!

Sunday, 31 January 2010

Underage Drinking Getting Worse

There have been a deluge of reports recently about underage drinking.

All lament the consequences and long term impact to health ... and ultimately to society. Officials scurry to impose tougher restrictions on irresponsible retailing, or to authorize the confiscation of alcohol on streets.

Experts postulate. Politicians pontificate. The media stirs the brew with relentless vigor.

Kids are interviewed and the one common thread is that they could care less. If there's a party going down, they want to be there. If they can't access booze directly, they'll just get someone of legal age to do their bidding for them.

It's hardly a logistical hiccup!

They're bored and jaded. Besides their parents drink too. So it would be hypocritical for them to attempt to intervene.

Not that they would. Most think it is not really that serious. Someone elses' mess.

The NHS picks up the tab. The law enforcement agents buffer the abuse. And in the morning they sleep it off and hopefully haven't drowned in their own vomit.

People shake their heads and wonder why something more definitive can't be done.

Maybe we could remove the branding like the cigarette companies are being forced to. No ... drinking can't be as serious as smoking. Everyone knows that smoking is "bad" for you.

But drinking, well that's different. It's more ... social. Everybody does it! Come on. Lighten up man.

Get a sense of humor, why don't you.

This, my friends, is why the problem will continue to persist. Because of the universal hypocricy of everybody in the equation.

Heavier taxes, lip service and neutral branding will make no real impact ... other than to annoy and further alienate a giant segment of the population.

While we continue to treat young people like a separate species, incapable of responsible discretion ... they will continue not to disappoint.

Getting real is the first step.

Monday, 18 January 2010

Hidden Danger Of Saturated Fat

It appears that many people have no idea about the dangers of saturated fat hidden in "foods" like butter.

In fact a gentleman by the name of Shyam Kolvekar, a cardiac surgeon from the Heart Hospital at University College, London, suggests that this problem is now so serious that he is seeing people in their 30's requiring coronary bypass surgery.

While some fat is required to keep our bodies healthy, protected and insulated ... too much, especially of the wrong kind, can cause major problems. It seems peoples' only concern is with calories.

Apparently the problem is particualrly prevalent in some Asian communities that customarily drench most meals in ghee, or "clarified butter".

Loaded with saturated fat and eaten over a sustained period, this particular delight inevitably leads to blocked arteries and a fatty heart muscle. In fact, the blood vessels supplying the heart with life-giving oxygenated blood in many such cases, are actually invisible to the surgeons who do the bypass operations.

Commentary "from the trenches" suggests the problem is now so serious that some surgeons are not entirely opposed to the idea of a ban on butter.

But when this was tabled for discussion on BBC Breakfast, people were quick to react with anger.

"What's next ... a ban on milk and cheese?"

Which raises a common theme: people cling tenaciously to the notion that they should have the freedom to kill themselves if they so choose. Smokers seem relaxed that their habit will lead to their own untimely demise and cost the NHS billions.

Likewise, people want to be able to continue to consume butter, fried snacks, pastries, baked goods and confectionery without sanction.

Which brings me to the whole point of this commentary.

Saying "no" always gets peoples' backs up! Bans never do anything but create resentment and a black market ... so why on earth do we still keep threatening to even consider them?

If grown, sentient adults want to die a painful, premature death and cause untold suffering to themselves and their loved ones, then let them! Just quit expecting the NHS to pick up the tab.

Ahh ... but that would be unfair. Sufferers of heart disease have a genetic predisposition to that particular ailment.

Bull!

It's totally preventable. The fact that two poor souls in the same blood line had bypass sugery before middle age is indicative, not of bad genes, but of irresponsible consumption.

In today's blame culture, adults are no longer responsible for anything. So we must give them guidelines and boundaries.

Just like we do with children.

No wonder people object and get defensive about cultural mainstays such as dairy, believing them to be "health foods".

But wait a moment, I thought dairy was good for you?

No my friend. That's what the advertising says. Actually dairy is designed for unweaned cows and is loaded with animal fat (saturated fat and cholesterol). Even skimmed milk contains a disproportionate amount of unusable protein (rendered so by the process of pasteurisation) which causes digestive difficulties.

Milk also creates acidity in the body, which means that calcium must be leached from teeth and bones to neutralize this. A growing body of scientific evidence suggests that this fact offsets any of the potential bone-protecting benefits touted by the industry.

Which brings me to another point, which is that we have so successfully complicated the practical application of nutritional science that people just "shut off" when they hear some expert banging on about the hazards of all the food we eat.

So even basic messages like stop eating butter are distorted.

Case in point ... instead of butter, we are told we should be eating "healthy margarine" with added "healthy" omega-3's and chlorophyll. They even find doctors to lend credibility to these absurdities.

What a crock! Literally!

How can we allow major food manufacturers to tout these substances as "healthy" options, while simultaneously considering a sanction on foods that are falling out of fashion. It's just plain confusing and annoys the heck out of most people who just want to be left in peace.

Until we stop pandering to the food manufacturers and start telling the truth, people will continue to rationalize their indulgences and the NHS will continue to creak under the unsustainable load created by the costs of managing preventable disease.

We have painted ourselves into a corner from which there can be no easy escape.

Thursday, 14 January 2010

Finland Moves Towards Banning Smoking

Finland has extended its anti-tobacco laws to include a ban on cigarette displays in shops and restricting smoking in cars with passengers under 18 years of age.

One thing is clear ... the Finnish government wants to outlaw smoking completely and is prepared to take on the might of the tobacco giants. Philip Morris is already investigating its legal options.

Do we care? Smokers do!

Not too long ago we laughed (nervously) at the idea of banning smoking in public places. Today it's a reality. People acknowledge that smoking is offensive to non-smokers and the idea of a smokers' section is now seen as about as ludicrous as offering the public a "urination" section in a public swimming pool.

So ... where's this all going and should we be concerned?

I think there's a bunch of issues here.

Freezing people out of polite society and pandering to their sense of guilt (that they are harming themselves and blighting their own kids) is seen by many as extreme. Even though that's precisely what's happening.

Why can't we appeal to responsible adults to be considerate?

And what happens if we don't arrest this dangerous headlong descent towards an Orwellian reality? First the nanny state infiltrates its slimy tentacles into public spaces. Next vending machines (which are accessible to all) are removed. People are then prohibited to smoke in their own cars.

What next?

The nanny state morphs into a "bully" state and legislates what we do in our own homes?

Hmm ... when presented in that light there is a distinct flavor of unwelcome control and invasion. Adults are no longer capable of making responsible decisions, so we will shepherd them towards something more in line with someone's vision of how society should be.

Pretty repugnant!

But let's look at the practical reality.

People are anything but considerate. At least a huge number of us. If we were all kind and sensitive to the needs of others I would be the tooth fairy and people would stop smoking in their cars with their babies in the back seat.

In fact, if we really could be trusted, people would not need legislation to buckle up, or not park in the handicapped spot, or not pee in public.

"But I smoke with the windows down ..."

Yeah lady, that mentality is precisely why our civil liberties have been quietly neutered.

It's kinda like with children. Want to live in my house, you'll have to live by my rules. It's for your own protection.

And it is!

What moron in their right mind smokes with their kid in the car, windows up or down? It's so stupid and reckless, it's horsed things up for the rest of us!

Now we do have to be told what to do.

Because we were so busy selfishly defending our own rights that we lost all reasonable perspective.

And now we're being treated like children ... incapable of responsible distinction.

Thanks a lot!

And yes, it is the height of hypocrisy and inconsistency that Big Brother is attacking smokers when alcohol is still freely available and arguably far more offensive because of the element of violence.

But because we have a track record of irresponsible consumption, no doubt that will be on the agenda at some point in the future.

Which brings me full circle ... people know, but they just don't care. On a planet built for less than 2 or 3 billion (I'm being hugely generous here, but stay with me), there are now way too many bats in the belfry.

And this makes us control freaks nervous.

To be honest, I'm not sure what the answer is. I find so many elements on both sides strange, even offensive.

I have learnt from my foray into "health" that people value their right to harm themselves even if they do have at least some appreciation of the consequences. Rubbing their noses in the facts only gets peoples' backs up.

So does acting like you are somehow "better".

So does acting "holier than thou". In fact, unsolicited selling is just plain obnoxious in anybody's book. That's human nature ... and it ain't going to change.

Stay out of peoples' private business, why don't you? Sure, if it only affects you chum!

I've also learnt that people adjust quickly.

Seat belt laws may have been an irritant when they were first introduced. But over time even naturally rebellious people have come to appreciate the importance of buckling up.

But we still get really peeved if we get caught without a seat belt, even if we are maleable.

So that fine line is moveable and adults don't like feeling stupid, or having their knuckles rapped ... or getting a fine that's just a little more painful than a mosquito.

Come to think of it, nor do kids.

And maybe that's were the problem all started? Why do we insist on treating kids like their opinions don't matter? Because we know better ...?

Do we?

Most of all though, I have come to realize that society is never more disharmonious than when we start pointing out differences between people.

Is Finland right?

You tell me. You've heard what I think.